I don't know what i'm doin' here

trust:

finally a career for me

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sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

zubat:

You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

trashboat:

invisible jesus takes the world by storm

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

aquapainter:

Oh my god

aquapainter:

Oh my god

sourcedumal:

dynastylnoire:

note-a-bear:

dynastylnoire:

blackhistoryalbum:

The Black Victorians | Circa Late 1800s
Source: My Ancestor’s Name

someone cosplay her immediately

how much you wanna bet she was hunting vampires

LISTEN!!!! Someone make this a thing!!!!

I need this.

sourcedumal:

dynastylnoire:

note-a-bear:

dynastylnoire:

blackhistoryalbum:

The Black Victorians | Circa Late 1800s

Source: My Ancestor’s Name

someone cosplay her immediately

how much you wanna bet she was hunting vampires

LISTEN!!!! Someone make this a thing!!!!

I need this.

tweetybirdslastacidtrip:

Just gonna leave this here

tweetybirdslastacidtrip:

Just gonna leave this here

danytheme:

We all like to talk about that “Running like Naruto" phase that all dorky weaboo kids go trough, but what we don not talk enough about is the later “Sitting and eating like L" phase that all dorky weaboo teenagers go trough

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle